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Paris Hilton Trades Up From Urlacher

Despite her failed attempt to find happiness dating Chicago Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher (remember that ugly scene on MNF a couple years back?), it seems that socialite and Internet sex tape star Paris Hilton is giving it another go with a pro football player. She has apparently been spotted hanging around with newly drafted Cardinals quarterback Matt Leinart. No telling how long their “romance” will last, but consider this when you find yourself pained by how many times the cameras get trained on Laura Quinn and her crazy half-and-half jerseys during Packers games: If not for Ted Thompson’s steadfast resolve to take AJ Hawk instead of another quarterback free-falling through the NFL Draft, we could have had Paris sitting in the stands at Lambeau Field.

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