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AJ Hawk’s Brother-In-Law Finally Signs
It’s really too bad that A. J. Hawk is related to such a mook like Brady Quinn; then again I guess it’s preferable to A. J. Hawk being a mook like his brother-in-law.
It’s amazing to me the he held out for this long on a team and a fan base that so desperatly needs him to be on the field and performing, especially after they gave away their first found pick next year in order to get him. But he’s finally going to sign with the team and appears to be ready to ride the pine for several months now that he’s missed so much of camp. So what’s on Quinn’s to do list now that he has his $20 million deal?
1. Take entire offensive line — starters and backups — out for steak dinner each week to make sure they do protect him when it comes time for him play.
2. Buy copy of NFL Football for Dummies to catch up on everything he’s missed so far.
3. Finally buy his sister that wedding gift he keeps saying he’ll get around to buying.
4. Look for swinging pad in Cleveland, then realize he’s in Cleveland and there’s no swinging pad to be found.
5. Buy a Harley Davidson to go with those leather chaps.
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