posted under: Aaron Rodgers
Heal Thyself Aaron Rodgers
If newly-hired Packers CEO Mark Murphy wants to earn some props, he’d bring a faith healer or a shaman to Green Bay to lay hands on Aaron Rodgers, because the latest news out of the Hutson Center is not good.
The Packers backup quarterback, who preformed admirably in relief on Thursday night, pulled a hamstring yesterday in practice and may not be back on the field for a couple weeks. That means a separated shoulder is the only thing standing between Brett Favre leading a playoff run and having Craig Nall as starting quarterback. Eyecaramba!
Better yet, maybe someone needs to perform a good old fashioned exorcism because there is definitely some bad ju-ju starting to swirl around that team as January draws closer. Seriously, what happened to piss off the football gods so much that they hurl thunderbolts at our three-time MVP veteran QB and then sting Rodgers with a hammy pull?
Maybe more to the point, what is wrong with Rodgers that he can’t make it through a season without an injury, despite the fact that he sits on the bench for most of it? I would have to agree with Aaron at Cheesehead TV — it looks like Ted Thompson may have drafted Mr. Glass.
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December 6th, 2007 at 10:33 am
Rodgers. Sorry to be a stickler.
December 6th, 2007 at 2:05 pm
I guess I need to hire a copy editor. Know anyone who will work for cheap (ie, free)?
December 7th, 2007 at 10:39 am
Well, I can continue to be a pain in the ass and point out spelling errors for free….
December 8th, 2007 at 8:47 pm
While he’s having his hamstring miraculously healed, maybe he can shave off the porn ’stache. That thing can’t be good mojo.
December 20th, 2007 at 7:21 am
[...] I think so because MM has shown he is the type of coach who can gameplan for the roster that he has. The guy came into Green Bay last year saying he wants to run the ball, but without a dominant run game early in the season he adapted and went to a spread offense. If Favre decides to retire, MM will switch to a different strategy that plays to whatever strengths the team has. (If Aaron Rodgers aka Mr. Glass has to start next year, doubling the size of the medical staff might be a good idea.) [...]