Always A Bridesmaid
Okay they’re ready with the envelope. “And the winner is . . . ”
Railbird Central, wtf?
Alright, let’s try and compose ourselves. You’re still on camera, so smile. Applaud. Keep smiling and applauding like some idiot who can’t stop smiling and applauding. That’s right, don’t let them see your disappointment. Don’t let them see the pain [...]


